lisa marie martens

“But still, how big was the other robot’s dick? And how many thrusts?”
“I don’t know…”
“Because that’s how you can calculate the mileage. Multiply dick length by number of thrusts.”
“That makes no sense. That’s like calculating the mileage of a rocking chair. It rocks back and forth but doesn’t go anywhere.”

– “I bought two sex robots. One with a penis, the other with a vagina.” I think the title says it all.


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